This is sooooooo cool!
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Des!
- Des once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
- If you drop Des from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
- Some birds use Des to orientate themselves during migration.
- Desomancy is the art of telling the future with Des.
- If you kiss Des for one minute you will burn six or seven calories!
- Reindeer like to eat Des.
- The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Des at least three times a week.
- Des can not regurgitate!
- If you blow out all the candles on Des with one breath, your wish will come true!
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Des.
These are so fricking cool. Thanks Vesper! 1, 2, 4 and 6 rule. 8 is an outright lie but 9 had me laughing out loud.
posted by Des at 11:58 pm
2 Bitching, Moaning and Praise
Funny! You're cat-like, look like Charlie Chaplin, and you're all about other people burning calories when they kiss you.
Hey Des! Just thought I'd let you know that I'm taking my role of keeping you better informed very seriously . . . hence the post on my blog from yesterday :-)
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