Wednesday, January 25, 2006

The one where Des bites his tongue about the election and quotes somebody else in order to refrain from going to prison...

Hmmm...Conservatives eh?

I once promised that if Harper won I would leave the country. Any non-Canadian friends/readers have a couch that sleeps a family of three?

I was going to rant and spit venom and vitriole until I came across a nice little email from Warren Ellis. It goes like this:

Doesn’t Stephen Harper look like the kind of actor a US or US-but-produced-in-Canada TV show uses as the bad guy when they can’t afford a British actor?

You know the kind of guy. Grey hair, so white you can practically see through his skin into his
circulatory system, with the kind of unblinking half-glower that lets you know that no matter what he’s talking about, he’s actually thinking about shoving pregnant lesbians tits-first into a woodchipper. He’s the white guy in the suit whose last job was sitting behind a big desk condemning Tia Carrere to death in an episode of RELIC HUNTER.

Paul Martin should never have let on that he was desperate. And now he’s in the bin and my Canadian friends are ruled by the guy who plays Creepy Vice-President in Sci-Fi Channel shows.

That is all for now.

2 Bitching, Moaning and Praise

Blogger Vesper said...

Harper is likely a RAGING homosexual in denial. Most freaky conservatives are. Note: there's a difference between conservatives and freaky conservatives. Real conservatives would not do something as foolish as kiss America's ass in dangerous places...if you catch my drift. Real conservatives, traditionally, have been about Canadian sovereignty...not selling our soul to the devil. I have MUCH respect for traditional conservative views in a theoretical sense. They are anti-utopian, which I love, and they aren't going to bullshit about equality when in reality everyone is different....HOWEVER neo-Conservatism scares the HELL out of me.

6:01 am  
Blogger Vesper said...

P.S. I voted NDP, and East Van is NDP. Super-woot!

6:02 am  

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