Silliness and the like!

It's going to be radio silence soon as my parents are visiting for the weekend and usurping the office for their sleeping needs so while I procrastinate over the writing that I won't be able to do for the next few days I thought I'd show you some of the stuff that people were looking for when they stumbled across my little blog:


-chalking bathrooms-I enjoy this one. I think they mean "caulking" bathrooms.
-How to dance for a Sockhop in your home right now-A very specific self-help tape.
-inside my jawline-I don't really know what to make of this...
-show me the meaning of mandingo-Uhm...no thanks. This is like a Backstreet Boys song gone horribly, horribly wrong.
-tests to see if the guy you like is right for you-Boy they sure hit the nail on the head here. I'm like the online version of Cosmo!
-why do birds suddenly appear only when you are near-Just like me, they long to be closer to you.
-without sex films-Turn the internet off my friend.
-you without me-Only you.
-how can i talk to my boyfriend about having kids without scare him-Use better grammar.
-how do you find out if a boy likes you-Ask him if he'll help you dispose of a body. If he does, try and hold his hand afterwards.
-I know you want a lover, but let me tell you brother-I eagerly await this answer...
-"It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again"-It sure does.
-jack nicholson peeing wolf-His real Native American name before breaking into acting. Life was hard for young Jack.
-midget clown molester-Is it weird that I have a small sense of pride at being found from this search keyword?
-narcissistic fibrosis-Someone finally searches for one of my band names instead of "unused band names"
-midget having sex-Go midget!
-des art sex-Hmmm...maybe if you pay well.
-como esta beetches-Buenos nalgas putos!

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Back to work says I!