Superman Returns

was the whitest movie I have seen since Birth of a Nation*. In the earlier installments there were at least racial stereotypes (remember "Hey Jim, nice OUTfit!!!!?). Richard Pryor was in Superman III and he alone counts as three or four black people. Listen to his stand-up and you'll understand.

"What about Kal Penn?" you ask? Well that's fine. He had a lot of screen time as one of Luthor's henchmen. He was simply there to show that Luthor was not as evil as other CEO types in his willingness to hire minorities. Penn is a great comedic actor in a movie with lots of comedy WITHOUT ANY LINES!!!!!!!!!

I'm done.

Oh yeah...the movie was lacklustre at best. Bring on the giant robots and Doomsday for the sequel to sate my desire for mayhem!


















*I haven't actually seen birth of a nation.