Sunday, March 27, 2005

Happy Easter Everyone!

I've been chatting to Dav so I have decided to verbalise (type-alize?) a team-up we have come up with...

here it is in its unedited glory:

Davinder hates you says:
alright, i should go pretend to work.

Des says:
i should go to sleep...megan's making me celebrate the faked death and reappearance of Christ in a few hours

Des says:
i'll pretend he's Hawkeye and things will be okay

Davinder hates you says:
one of the earliest superheroes

Des says:
and he's got an Aquaman beard

Davinder hates you says:
heheheh

Davinder hates you says:
walks on water instead of swimming in it

Davinder hates you says:
i see a teamup

Des says:
totally! he can turn water into wine so they can totally get smashed together

Davinder hates you says:
hehehe

Davinder hates you says:
it starts as a misunderstanding/ fight, as always, and that's how jesus attacks aquaman, by turning the water around him into wine!

Des says:
yeah....but they get together and take down pilate at the end

Davinder hates you says:
this must be written! but you realize that it will break your marriage

Des says:
it's going on the blog as we speak!

Davinder hates you says:
!!

Davinder hates you says:
what if someone steals it?

Des says:
then I'll just say that I came up with Desolation Jones and everything will be ok [i'd have to post the entire chat for you to understand this but it stems from me stealing a post from Warren Ellis but it's okay because I came up with Authority]

Davinder hates you says:
you know what's funny is that i'm already drawing out the faces

Davinder hates you says:
differentiating between aquaman's warrior king face and jesus's shepherd face

Davinder hates you says:
ooo, how about they team up against poseidon?

Davinder hates you says:
aquaman's got a rivalry with poseidon, and jesus won't like him because poseidon is a pagan god

Des says:
dude! I've already pasted it in the blog! I'll have to add it in!

Davinder hates you says:
and poseidon hates jesus because the coming of christianity means the end of the greco roman pantheon!

Des says:
that's fricking gold! keep the blasphemy coming

Davinder hates you says:
hahahaha

Davinder hates you says:
there's a book on the life of christ that i was looking at a few days ago that i'll have to read now to get more ideas

Des says:
get to work man!

Davinder hates you says:
we'll have God and AOL/ Time-Warner against us

Davinder hates you says:
imagine the persecution

Des says:
bring it on!

Davinder hates you says:
i smell great things in the offing

Davinder hates you says:
alright, you go to bed, and we'll kick around more ideas later

Des says:
indeed...when i said this chat was going up on the blog i wasn't lying by the way

Davinder hates you says:
hehehhe, i figured

Des says:
yeah

Des says:
i'm a bastard that way

Davinder hates you says:
i'll be sure to point people over there

Des says:
good! I need all the readers I can get. My counter fell asleep yesterday!

Look out for Jesus and Aquaman vs. Poseidon coming next Easter from DC comics and the Gideons. Goad Dav into posting those pictures of Jesus and Aquaman.

1 Bitching, Moaning and Praise

Blogger Vesper said...

Hey Des...I used to be in English with you at sfu (The theory class). I remember you! My blog is at http://vespers-escape.blogspot.com/
Hope you're doing well!
-Kristen

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