Tuesday, January 30, 2007

The one where I talk about Jason...

I exhaustively trace the path of Jason Voorhees through all eleven films that bore his legend in the first installment of a series of articles investigating the descent of the horror icon called Moronic/Iconic Part One: Tell Me Why I Don't Like Fridays.

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Night of the Living Essay

This one is the closest I've been to an academic essay since my last year of university! I'm analyzing each Romero film from the Living Dead Cycle and this is the first one.

I've got a fucking cold again. Two or three days of health and then I'm blitzed again. I'm on the Nyquil/Dayquil cocktail so hopefully I won't remember this at all.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Waiting for del Toro

This one was fun to write. It's one of my favourites: a director spotlight on Guillermo del Toro.

Check it out and let me know what you think. I've gotten some press online about one of my previous articles. I discovered it by vainly googling my name...the shame.

Lots of stuff on the horizon but nothing I'll mention yet...

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Is my doctor Jesus?

I called in sick and hit up the ER this morning because I can't exhale without hacking.

The doctor said "you poor bastard" and prescribed me a four day cycle of super drugs and T3s for sleep and "in case it starts to hurt."

Take that overly cautious family doctor!!!

Road to wellsville kids. The road to wellsville...

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

The Year to Come in Horror...

If you recognize the banner, does Grindhouse make its way into my best to come of 2007 article? Only one way to find out...

Plus, click the link to get info on how to vote for your favourite contributor and column of the year ;)

Friday, January 05, 2007

What a #$&%ing week!

I saw a huge seal walking through a parking lot the other day. Not a clubbed baby seal, a huge horn-blowing circus seal!

I fully believe I was abducted by aliens in the early hours of the 27th and injected with a cosmic supervirus. It has chapped and destroyed my nose. My throat is tightening by the hour. My skin is turning grey. I think I'm becoming the cover of Communion...

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

The Year end wrap-up article...

Episode 13 is up and it's my picks for the best of 2006.

No updates lately and I apologize. The three of us are here in our leper colony suffering from the bird flu or something to that effect. I've barely had time to write let alone blog!