What a #$&%ing week!
I saw a huge seal walking through a parking lot the other day. Not a clubbed baby seal, a huge horn-blowing circus seal!
I fully believe I was abducted by aliens in the early hours of the 27th and injected with a cosmic supervirus. It has chapped and destroyed my nose. My throat is tightening by the hour. My skin is turning grey. I think I'm becoming the cover of Communion...
I fully believe I was abducted by aliens in the early hours of the 27th and injected with a cosmic supervirus. It has chapped and destroyed my nose. My throat is tightening by the hour. My skin is turning grey. I think I'm becoming the cover of Communion...
posted by Des at 6:07 am
3 Bitching, Moaning and Praise
hahah. sorry to laugh, but that's funny. and the seal. hahahahaha.
It's ok...there was comedy there.
But I want pity, damn it! Pity!!!
I am attempting to feel pity for you, but the picture of the alien is too distracting. Hear me laughing? Hope you're feeling better soon!
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