More sad perverted things people try to find and end up being disappointed when they find my blog...

Here it is. More search keywords that bring people to my site:

-"wifey movies"-not my wife you sick son of a bitch!
-buttsareus-I don't even know how to react to this.
-rebbecca loos-If you know who she is then you are either British or too much of a football fan for me to be friends with. I think they spelt Rebecca wrong too...did I? Archive check!
-"pictures of men without shirts"-Hats! Men Without Hats! When will they ever get it right?
-john leguizombie-I totally thought I invented the clever name for the actor to go by after his role in Land of the Dead. At least I came up with it before this guy.
-pics of dead stuff-Don't know whether to laugh or wipe the hard drive....
-the way R2D2 talks-Ding Ding Ding!!!!The official winner of the title of my next album.

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Leave for the centre of the world (Georgetown, Ontario not Toronto) tomorrow morning where hijinx will ensue such as drinking with my parents and drinking with Davinder.

Also: they have Scream. Canada's only all horror television channel. Last time I visited I watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Night of the Hunter, Rawhead Rex and Bad Taste all in one sitting.